post surgery activity

dave: i am going for my surgery next monday. they want to hospitalise me for 5 days! i said no way! i would be too bored!

me: why bored! 5 days of rest….can watch tv, read and chill.

dave: unless you come visit me and kill my pain with something else…

me: does hospital has wifi!?

overheard this evening

i was alone at starbucks this evening getting a fix of my latest addiction – caramel frap.

as i was writing away in a little corner of starbucks, my mind overheard a conversation happening not too far away.

it was between a boy and a girl. i heard the girl calling the boy a term that rhymed with dips, or was it sips? and i heard the boy telling the girl she was a whole lot of fun or maybe he was just calling her hun.

i shall call them sips and huns.

sips was whining away and huns pointed out that he sounded like a baby.

sips asked. “sounds like whose baby?”

huns played coy, giggled and replied “i wouldn’t know who you belong to…”

sips responded, “so hard to get you to do certain things sometimes, stubborn cow.”

i hear the sound of more giggles.

sips then probed further, “whose baby?”

i turned to look at huns. she was blushing away and giggling girlishly. you could almost hear the words in her heart just by looking at the expression on her face.

 

your baby.

 

but huns didn’t say it. she played with her hair, giggled and told sips it’s time to go home.

i chuckled to myself in my little corner.

 

young love can be so cute.

the girl who talks to her notebook.

me : eh, i can’t sleep. just finished my work, mind very active.

syaiful: ha! i know how to make your mind inactive.

me: how?

syaiful: you go talk to your notebook for 1 min (referencing to the joke that has been circulating around that i am “the girl who talks to her notebook”, i think.), if the pc never reply you, your mind will be inactive liao.

me: hahahahahahahaha!

me ♥ the humour.

keeping up with the times

me: eh, you got the song creep by radiohead?

kenneth: wah lau, this song is so old! i got sick of it before my “o” levels.

me: aiya..dun like that lah.

kenneth: you’re so backdated.

.

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me: eh, i love using firefox!

julianne: firefox…eh, you very backdated lei…

lol. stress sia.

Kenneth says:
this is to ensure that i can earn big bucks and maybe someday lay hands on a set of CBR-600 keys. miss lai will be riding behind me most of the time while i promise mrs cheok and miss cheok that i will ride safe all the time. and miss wang will be my official photographer when i burn rubber at sepang in a few years to come.

chloe | 15:5 <focus/to-do>                      quarter life crisis. too tired to do anything. says:
lol

chloe | 15:5 <focus/to-do>                      quarter life crisis. too tired to do anything. says:
stress sia

chloe | 15:5 <focus/to-do>                      quarter life crisis. too tired to do anything. says:
i better save $$$ and buy nikon d90. lol

Kenneth says:
lol

Kenneth says:
stress sia

Kenneth says:
i better save $$$ and buy my CBR 600. lol

chloe | 15:5 <focus/to-do>                      quarter life crisis. too tired to do anything. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IF (bella = 0), IF (edward = 0, kiss, edward), bella

i always have a problem with IF function in MS Excel because i don’t know what all the symbols mean. i grasp the logic but don’t know how to express it in a formula.

nikko provided an explanation on my lousy understanding of this Excel function: -

“actually, it is quite understandable because your maths is not very good.”

that statement hold some truth. just as with every single math topic i went through in school, i always understood the theory but never knew how to apply it practically.

:D to :|

ms jenice tan is in charge of ordering stationery so i emailed her my request.

“dear ms tan, please order scotch tape dispenser for me”.

her reply to me:

“kns! ok, i order for you then use it to tape your mouth, then you from become “

and my reply to her:

“!!!!!!!!!”

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turtle grandpa

Syaiful – She was trying to test my patience once more…… says:
want to jio u jogging also cannot

Syaiful – She was trying to test my patience once more…… says:
u always OT

chloe | 16:6 <focus/to-do> says:
u dun wanna jog with me

Syaiful – She was trying to test my patience once more…… says:
why

chloe | 16:6 <focus/to-do> says:
i jog like turtle

Syaiful – She was trying to test my patience once more…… says:
Ha!

Syaiful – She was trying to test my patience once more…… says:
i jog like turtle grandpa

friends to the grave.

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
she said wah ur msn nick…still syaiful ah, can date each other liao lah.

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
HAHAHAHAH

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
WAH

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
i say “wah! u also suan me”

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
she also suan people

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
kns

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
AHHAHAH

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
we got 1 yr agreement leh tell her, cannot break contract, later kena punishment.

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
AHHAHAH

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
hahahahaahaha

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
one yr from when ah, u remember?

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
errr nope, i got no log leh

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
we agar agar.

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
wah very long leh

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
i think is 2009 aug

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
i kns before genting or after genting

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
2009 meh?

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
after

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
we still 2008

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
i know i mean our agreement will end 2098 aug

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
WAH 2098

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
cos i know charlie bday time, you kns me.

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
WAH

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
2009!!!!

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
hahahaha

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
HGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
2098

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
i old liao, dying.

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
i think i msn from coffin

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
will u still be my kns frend?

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
LOL

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
then u say yes

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
then i say thank you

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
now i can sleep peacfully

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
lol

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
HAHAHAHHAHA

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Syaiful – 忍不住 想要爱你的冲动 为什么 平淡的事情现在忽然生动 是你改变我 says:
LOL

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
i cannot stop luffing

chloe | 15:6 <focus/to-do>      OMG! edward cullen! says:
so funny!

hyena laughter

syaiful: night safari got hyena…

me: hyena! did they laugh?

syaiful: nobody tell joke, how to laugh?

me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

the lard cake.

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
now i craving for cakes

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
hahahaha

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
wahahah

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
what type of cake

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
bakerzin cake!

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
eh cake got halal non halal?

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
got of cos

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
those wit rum not halal

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
anything without rum is halal ?

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
yeap cos mostly cake ingredient is not halal is the rum

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
cannot be got pork or meat inside

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
so u can eat bakerzin cake!!! next time we go eat.

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
if got lard also cannot

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
WHERE GOT CAKE PUT LARD!

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
who knows

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
special cake

Syaiful  A.K.A  阿福 “Thank you =)” says:
LOL

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
hahahahahhahaa

the little pick me ups that comes at the right time all the time.

xiao bai says:
let me show u how wrong is your sentences

xiao bai says:
chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
i am on a diet!

xiao bai says:
chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
so 10 cheese burger is out
chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
but i think ice cream would be nice and chocolates too!

chloe | 我好想把我最好的爱都给你。。。 says:
hahahahaha